Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its not stalking. its research.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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