I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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