Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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