we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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