I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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