And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
