I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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