let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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