I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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