I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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