so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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