i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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