this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
