Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think my fart just growled at me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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