Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we should paint friendship bongs
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