I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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