Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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