Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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