You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
