# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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