Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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