these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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