I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no, he came in my armpit
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
