What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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