so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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