Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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