Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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