the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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