she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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