I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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