Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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