Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
