I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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