Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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