yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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