Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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