Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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