p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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