Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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