Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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