the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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