If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
