Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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