After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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