your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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