Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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