Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
did you just send me my own nude
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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