Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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