Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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