just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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