We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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