spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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