yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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