at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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