really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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